Lest we forget what this lying liar has said, one among many lies, do you remember this double lie?

August 2, 2007

Taken from www.kalkorff.com: "Roswell UFO huckster Kevin Randle is being AUDITED by KPMG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KPMG ) and http://www.kpmg.com ) for his numerous false and fanciful claims concerning the mythical Roswell "UFO crash" of 1947."

Korffers’ contact KPMG and here’s what we were told.

“KPMG has never heard of Kalvin Korff, Martina Tycova, or the  Special Secret Services and we know nothing about auditing any UFO books. Further, we do not know who Kevin Randle is.”

On with the lie...

United Arab Emirates, — Tel Aviv, Israel.

Sheik Khalid Mohammad, the gulf millionaire playboy who is one of the financial backers behind the new reality-based TV series “Secret Wars” which chronicles the real life activities of Captain Kal Korff of the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services (S3), has hired the firm of KPMG to begin an immediate forensic audit and investigation of UFO researcher Kevin Randle’s numerous claims and writings about the purported Roswell “UFO” crash of 1947.

NOTE: type this into Google and Google offers up an important change in order and spelling; Khalid Sheikh Mohammed http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalid_Sheikh_Mohammed, not a good change up.

“Mr Kevin Randle has made very serious and completely false allegations against our main star, Mr. Captain Kal Korff. Such lies are also a libel and slander against all of us, especially myself as a financial investor. Since Mr. Randle claims he has ‘the truth’ and even had the ego large enough to name his book ‘The TRUTH About the Roswell UFO Crash’ I have decided to order a forensic investigation into Mr. Randles numerous statements and wild accusations.” the Sheik said in remarks prepared in advance and communicated via his translator.

“The UFO field is in very serious troubles. We will spare no expense to expose before the public and even bring to justice in the courts if necessary many of the lies and slanders and blood libels that are often and eagerly spread by many so-called ‘experts’ in this field who have the public and the media fooled concerning their true intentions and their real motivations.

“It is an honor to document all of this for the world to see. It is something that should have been done many years ago. Unless KPMG cannot finish their task on time, we plan to release this audit exposing Mr. Randle’s very poor research in time for the 60th anniversary of the Roswell UFO anniversary celebration exploitation festivals.

“Furthermore, we are now sending out hundreds of ‘freeze’ notices to TV networks, producers and the media. If they wish to now interview Mr. Randle about Roswell, at least they will now be forewarned. We are also doing the same with other UFO researchers concerning other cases. We will also reveal instances where it seems as if Mr. Randle just made up what can only be called lies, and manufactured his Roswell ‘evidence.’ We have the proof now, have had it for years in fact.

“KMPG will be contacting Mr. Kevin Randle at the appropriate time. Mr. Randle will be asked to formerly cooperate with this credibility audit, or he will face very serious legal actions and consequences. We will be announcing with KPMG shortly which office of theirs will be granted centralized jurisdiction to proceed with their forensic audit against and of Mr. Kevin Randle.

“Finally, we would like to thank Mr. Paul Kimball of RedStar Films in Canada for continuing to provide us with material that we can expose in front of the world. Until Mr. Kimball published Mr. Randle’s legally troublesome comments and lies, therefore also incurring additional legal and credibility problems for himself, we had no intention of dealing with Mr. Kevin Randle at all. Randle’s claims were first exposed last century by Captain Kal Korff, who has written the best-selling Roswell UFO expose of all time. Mr. Randle has even admitted that several of his favorite Roswell ‘eyewitnesses’ were liars, — just like Korff proved last century, and showed in his book The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don’t Want You to Know.

“Our next announcement concerning Mr. Randle will be made in conjunction with KPMG.”

This never happned. None of it.